The Detroit Lions' 2023 Schedule: A Not-So-Scientific Guide for Fans Who Don't Want to Miss Out (Because, Let's Be Honest, We All Missed Out on the Playoffs)
Ah, the 2023 Detroit Lions. A team that kept us on the edge of our seats (and sometimes out of them entirely because of nail-biting finishes). They almost, maybe, kind of, sort of snuck into the playoffs, but then reality hit us harder than a Matthew Stafford Hail Mary (too soon?).
Fear not, fellow Honolulu Blue believers, for the 2024 season is upon us... eventually. But in the meantime, let's take a trip down memory lane (or should I say Ford Field?) and revisit the 2023 schedule that had us all saying, "Wait, they're actually winning?"
September: From "Here We Go Again" to "Woah, Did They Just Win in Kansas City?"
The season started with a bang... well, a nervous sweat and a muttered "here we go again" under most Lions fans' breath. But then, something magical happened. They WON in Kansas City! Yes, you read that right. The Lions walked into Arrowhead Stadium and emerged victorious, leaving Patrick Mahomes looking as confused as the rest of us.
The rest of September was a rollercoaster. A heartbreaking loss to the Seahawks was followed by dominant wins over the Falcons and Packers (because, apparently, cheeseheads can be dethroned). September ended with a convincing victory over the Panthers, leaving everyone wondering if this Lions team was the real deal.
October: Welcome to the Grind (but with More Wins than Losses, Shockingly)
October brought a reality check. A tough away game against the Buccaneers humbled the Lions, but they bounced back with a gritty win in Baltimore. The month continued with a close win over the Raiders and a heartbreaking (but close!) loss to the Chargers. October ended with a statement win over the Bears, solidifying the Lions' place as a team to be reckoned with.
November: Turkey, Stuffing, and Taking Names (Mostly)
Thanksgiving came early for Lions fans with a dominant win over the Broncos. However, November wasn't all sunshine and Honolulu Blue. A close loss to the Bears and a frustrating defeat to the Packers (come on, refs!) had some fans back to their usual nervous pacing.
December: A December to Remember (and Hopefully Repeat in 2024)
December was a month for the history books (or at least the not-so-dusty shelf in the Lions' trophy room, if there is one). They pulled off a thrilling victory over the Saints, then dominated their division rivals, the Vikings. The month ended with a hard-fought loss to the Cowboys, but hey, a winning record in December? That's unheard of for Lions fans!
FAQ: Lions Fans' Survival Guide
How to relive the glory of the 2023 season?
Search for highlight videos online. Trust me, you won't regret seeing those Lambeau Leap attempts again.
How to avoid disappointment in the 2024 season?
Lower your expectations... just kidding! (Maybe.) But seriously, manage your expectations and enjoy the ride.
How to prepare for the 2024 season?
Stock up on Honolulu Blue apparel, practice your celebratory high fives, and mentally prepare yourself for another emotional rollercoaster.
How to find out the 2024 Lions schedule?
The official schedule isn't out yet, but keep an eye on the Detroit Lions website (https://www.detroitlions.com/) for updates!
How to (hopefully) see the Lions in the playoffs in 2024?
Cheer loudly, believe fiercely, and maybe offer a little sacrifice to the football gods (just kidding... mostly).
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